Quietly hostile: essays

I like it!

The last normal day

David Matthew's greatest romantic hits

Club Street diet

My firstborn dog

Body horror!

Two old nuns having amazing sic lesbian sex

I'll fucking kill u

I like to get high at night and think about whales

Oh, so you actually don't wanna make a show about a horny fat bitch with diarrhea? Okay!

What if I died like Elvis

Shit happens

Food fight

O brother where art thou?

How to look cool in front of teens?

We used to get dressed up to go to Red Lobster

Please invite me to your party.

I like it! --

The last normal day --

David Matthew's greatest romantic hits --

Club Street diet --

My firstborn dog --

Body horror! --

Two old nuns having amzing [sic] lesbian sex --

QVC, ILYSM --

Superman!!!!!!! --

I like to get high at night and think about whales --

Oh, so you actually don't wanna make a show about a horny fat bitch with diarrhea? Okay! --

What if I died like Elvis --

Shit happens --

Food fight --

O brother, where art thou? --

How to look cool in front of teens? --

We used to get dressed up to go to Red Lobster --

Please invite me to your party.